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vayena:

wretchedoftheearth:

wretchedoftheearth:

I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even with some muscular hottie who is her type while he had no luck and then he wanted to stop being open

it’s so funny and I’m so glad everyone piled onto him for it

it’s so good

it’s the best reddit post ever and i am so happy it happened to him

for anyone who wants to read it, it’s life-changing

This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever read holy shit

Donations: Please Help

may-sparrow:

hosekiasylum:

HosekiDragon here again. Asking for help again. Please.

For those of you who are unaware, I am currently suspended from my job without because my manager is trying to find an excuse to get rid of me. I can’t afford not to have payment coming in and while I am searching for another job I am very tight for money right now and I don’t have the time to wait for another position.

I have bills, insurance, loans, and school payments to make and I don’t have enough money in my account to make them right now. And besides that I am trying to help my dad as he’s the only one working in our house right now and we’re trying to get the house set up to move somewhere that’s easier for my mom. So I’m asking for DONATIONS please.

Please help. I’m at the end of my rope. I don’t know what to do anymore. It’s my last semester of college and I’ll have to start paying for school loans too on top of everything else. Please lend a hand in any way you can. Please. And thank you for your help in advance. And your time.

I also have a COMMISSION POST if you’re interested in some art.

Hey folks!! My friend Seki is in a pickle, with art loans and a dumb job. I definitely suggest donating to her, even something as small as a dollar will help. For those of you who like making bigger donations, check out her commission post so you can get a lil something out of it!

For some odd reason, the DONATIONS LINK above is giving me and a few other people errors. If it does the same to you, try this one. If that STILL doesn’t work, Seki has a Donate button on her blog!!!

Every penny counts, guys. Let’s try to make this a little easier for her.

forever-belle99:

i get a variety of descriptions when I ask what something is from Artie, Jonda, and Clara they normally explain something to me but Artie will legit explain it, Jonda usually makes a joke about it and then explains it, Clara makes a joke about the thing or how I know nothing

these r my best friends

yes good

forever-belle99:

webbyghost:

I love when me and Artie both describe what something is to Belle and I’m giving all these convoluted explanations with ridiculous jokes and Artie give an understandable explanation

So Belle gets the best of both worlds lol

[hanna montana music starts playing]

#YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.

are you implying i did not phrase it this way on purpose

I love when me and Artie both describe what something is to Belle and I’m giving all these convoluted explanations with ridiculous jokes and Artie give an understandable explanation

So Belle gets the best of both worlds lol

forever-belle99:

webbyghost:

forever-belle99:

what’s hocus pocus

This

i

what

It’s a movie about three witches who were executed after they were caught stealing life force from children to keep themselves young. Before they died, they put a curse on a boy whose sister they killed (he became a cat) and on the whole town that said that one day in a hundred years a virgin would light a black candle on Halloween night and they would ome back from the grave

Well a kid who moves to the town about a hundred years later hears the legend of the Sanderson sisters and is like ‘lol whatevs it’s scientifically impossible here i’ll light this candle and prove it to my intelligent and cool love interest’

Which of course summons the sisters back from the dead so now City Boy, his little sister, his love interest, and the cat have until the sun rises to stay alive and the witches have until the sun rises to absorb life force from little kids to keep themselves from dying

Also it’s a Disney movie so

webbyghost:

forever-belle99:

what’s hocus pocus

This

in case you are mobile blogging have this as an alternative

forever-belle99:

what’s hocus pocus

This

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

forever-belle99:

webbyghost:

forever-belle99:

yes but have you been to Great America

i went to six flags once and didn’t get to ride anything except the swings

which six flags

the one in Georgia and I was about… 15 at the time? So like ten years ago lol

forever-belle99:

yes but have you been to Great America

i went to six flags once and didn’t get to ride anything except the swings

forever-belle99:

BUT I AM GOING TO WALT DISNEY WORLD IN NOVEMBER FOR LATE FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY I HAVE HOPES FOR THEN

you should get some face characters to write ‘hi jonda’ or something for me that’d be sweet

forever-belle99:

webbyghost:

forever-belle99:

webbyghost:

I have never been to Disneyland or Disneyworld or any of the Disney parks

[ALARM SOUNDS]

I’ve never even had the opportunity man that shit is expensive

u don’t understand I use to go every year until I was like eight dUDE WE GOTTA TAKE U„„„„„„

i did some quick math and estimations and i would have to work for four months to afford to take a weekend trip

and that’s only if i don’t pay any bills or buy any food during those four months

forever-belle99:

webbyghost:

I have never been to Disneyland or Disneyworld or any of the Disney parks

[ALARM SOUNDS]

I’ve never even had the opportunity man that shit is expensive

I have never been to Disneyland or Disneyworld or any of the Disney parks