why am i LIKE this lmao
There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO
This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…
I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure
[Transcript:]
Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don’t think… Daddy didn’t hear you.
Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?
Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don’t know what that is, Sweetie, I don’t know what you mean.
Child, emphatically: Lesbian!Dad: No, I know– I know what you said, but I don’t think that word means what you think it means, okay?
Child: It’s like… spaghetti.
Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?
Child: Yep!
Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I’m sure we can have– [serious] I’m sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We’ll– We’ll try to… Yeah, we’ll make sure that we can– we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound– does that sound good?
Child: Yeah!
Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y–
[end transcript]
My favorite part of this is that he doesn’t show his kid’s face.
In an era when so many kids are used for funny videos, where their faces are splashed across the internet before they even know what the internet is, it’s really refreshing to see people respecting their kids’ privacy.
was gonna put a stupid joke about ghosts and elevators into this next chapter of my insidious fic but i think i already read it in a different one BUT I DONT REMEMBER KDAJFHLKDF
If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass
finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat
boyfriend works tonight so i will be treating myself to sushi for dinner and watching horror movies
they didn’t have any sushi i liked today so i got a salad instead
now i’m gonna cross another movie off my list of classics i’ve never seen: texas chainsaw massacre (the original)
Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.
this post must be reblogged by everyone
I am curious as to the ages of adults writing fanfiction*. please let me know which age bracket you are in!
18 - 24
25 - 29
30s
40s
50s
60s
70s +
I don’t write fanfiction but I read it and I’m under 25
I don’t write fanfiction but I read it and I’m over 25
*and are on tumblr, this will not be an indication of age of fanfic writers overall, of course
I broke up the 20s as I, in my experience, feel there is a greater distinction between these age groups
please pick the age you are now, not what you will be
there is no “I want to see answers” option as I don’t want junk data
please reblog!
c'mon fandom olds, chime in
